I know everybody always says that the best way to kill a conversation is to start talking about religion, politics, or the weather. But I have a topic in mind that I feel needs discussing. Spring.
What the heezy is up with this season? Is it hot or is it cold? Is it sunny or is it rainy? Is this North Carolina or the Land of Oz? Seriously. I checked weather.com one day last week and their little blurb read: "High of 78. Partly cloudy with a chance of thunderstorms. Sleet, hail, and possible tornadoes. Chance of precipitation 40%" What does that even mean?! Not to mention that the day I am referring to ended up being 80 degrees, bright sunshine, and had about a dozen tornadoes.
I understand that there are some people that find this personality disorder exciting. I have friends who have built their entire wardrobes around the fact that this time of year they will have to wear a cardigan over whatever outfit they choose "in case it's chilly." But not me. This season makes me cranky. The pollen makes everyone sick, the inability to set the thermostat to one temperature makes everyone sick, the 100% chance that at some point you will be caught without an umbrella in a torrential downpour because five minutes before it was perfectly sunny, be soaking wet, and then walk into a building that is blasting the AC because the high for the day was 85, makes everyone sick.
So pretty flowers, newly opened swimming pool, and cute sundresses at Target, you will not be able to fool me into appreciating this time of year. Boo you Spring and your bi-polar trickery. You are just a less-cool version of Summer and I do not like you.
And what's the best part about Spring being over? Why, the Fun Fourth of course. Make sure you are there to celebrate with me!
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Monday, April 25, 2011
Best Week Ever!
As you probably already know, it is Royal Wedding Week. Friday morning at 4am (our time) Prince William will be marrying his long term girlfriend Kate Middleton. I could not be more excited. I spent most of the day trying to think of something deep and thought provoking to blog about, but I just couldn't. Not only that, but I stayed up way past my bedtime last night watching the Lifetime movie about how the couple met. Don't judge.
It is pretty weird to think, though, how captivated everyone is with the whole thing. I mean I didn't even know Prince William had a girlfriend until he got engaged. I don't even really know that much about England. And I am still really confused about which one is the Queen. The Queen or the Queen Mother? But here I am, unable to live a normal life because the sheer excitement of the whole thing is taking over my very being. I have heard on the news that over a billion people are expected to watch the wedding this weekend. A BILLION. It is safe to assume that there is no chance in this world a billion people will read this blog, ever.
I'm not sure what it is exactly that has everybody going so nuts. It could be the whole "Kate is a modern day Cinderella" concept. Or it could be that we are all just fascinated with any party that costs over ten million dollars. As a PR major I spent a lot of time trying to figure out what it is exactly that draws people in. How, in a world where every one is in constant information overload, do you get someone to slow down and look at your website or watch the Lifetime movie about your life? When we are confronted daily with junk mail, mass texts, infomercials and spam, how does our mind pick out what isn't trash and decide it is something we are interested in? And even more curious, what is it about the decidedly trashy stuff, like TMZ and the Bachelor, that tricks our brains into putting it into our mental inboxes?
I don't really know the answer. I can tell you that I read The New York Times every morning online and watch E! News every night when I get home. I can tell you that I had my first letter to the editor published when I was in the seventh grade, that I was the editor of my high school newspaper for two years, that I worked as a staff writer for the High Point Enterprise, and that I have a B.A. in Journalism and Mass Communication from UNC Chapel Hill, but there is not one thing about any of it that is going to keep me from checking Perez Hilton in about ten minutes to see if Lindsay Lohan is going back to prison. It is illogical.
So the thing is, I don't really believe that our jobs or our degrees or our families determine what media we are interested in. I don't think there is really a way to chart and graph why people like what they like. That being said, I'm going to need to know what kind of uncharacteristic things all of you like. I can write to this made up demographic of "people who like the Fun Fourth" or "people who know people that work at Grassroots," but that would be silly since we have just determined that even if you fall into those categories, you might care less about reading about it.
BUT, I also want to know, just because I'm nosy, why what you are interested in is unusual. So I think everybody who reads this should leave me a comment describing themselves as such:
Expected Characteristic-Surprising Characteristic
I, for example, might comment:
Journalism snob-Celeb gossip enthusiast
or
Indie music aficionado-Obsessed with Rebecca Black
Think about it and let me know! Seriously. I am getting bored of just reading my own thoughts over and over...tell me yours!
And enjoy the wedding this weekend! Admit it, you will be watching.
It is pretty weird to think, though, how captivated everyone is with the whole thing. I mean I didn't even know Prince William had a girlfriend until he got engaged. I don't even really know that much about England. And I am still really confused about which one is the Queen. The Queen or the Queen Mother? But here I am, unable to live a normal life because the sheer excitement of the whole thing is taking over my very being. I have heard on the news that over a billion people are expected to watch the wedding this weekend. A BILLION. It is safe to assume that there is no chance in this world a billion people will read this blog, ever.
I'm not sure what it is exactly that has everybody going so nuts. It could be the whole "Kate is a modern day Cinderella" concept. Or it could be that we are all just fascinated with any party that costs over ten million dollars. As a PR major I spent a lot of time trying to figure out what it is exactly that draws people in. How, in a world where every one is in constant information overload, do you get someone to slow down and look at your website or watch the Lifetime movie about your life? When we are confronted daily with junk mail, mass texts, infomercials and spam, how does our mind pick out what isn't trash and decide it is something we are interested in? And even more curious, what is it about the decidedly trashy stuff, like TMZ and the Bachelor, that tricks our brains into putting it into our mental inboxes?
I don't really know the answer. I can tell you that I read The New York Times every morning online and watch E! News every night when I get home. I can tell you that I had my first letter to the editor published when I was in the seventh grade, that I was the editor of my high school newspaper for two years, that I worked as a staff writer for the High Point Enterprise, and that I have a B.A. in Journalism and Mass Communication from UNC Chapel Hill, but there is not one thing about any of it that is going to keep me from checking Perez Hilton in about ten minutes to see if Lindsay Lohan is going back to prison. It is illogical.
So the thing is, I don't really believe that our jobs or our degrees or our families determine what media we are interested in. I don't think there is really a way to chart and graph why people like what they like. That being said, I'm going to need to know what kind of uncharacteristic things all of you like. I can write to this made up demographic of "people who like the Fun Fourth" or "people who know people that work at Grassroots," but that would be silly since we have just determined that even if you fall into those categories, you might care less about reading about it.
BUT, I also want to know, just because I'm nosy, why what you are interested in is unusual. So I think everybody who reads this should leave me a comment describing themselves as such:
Expected Characteristic-Surprising Characteristic
I, for example, might comment:
Journalism snob-Celeb gossip enthusiast
or
Indie music aficionado-Obsessed with Rebecca Black
Think about it and let me know! Seriously. I am getting bored of just reading my own thoughts over and over...tell me yours!
And enjoy the wedding this weekend! Admit it, you will be watching.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Yesterday was not so good of a day. I stayed up too late the night before, so I was exhausted and then I threw up on myself on the way to work. True story. So in honor if today being good, we are going to lighten things up a little bit.
If you are anything like me, you love a good laugh. I procrastinate with You Tube videos all the time. It is so good, that feeling when you have a laugh that you just cannot stop. Like you are going to die from lack of air and at the same time you never want it to end. Now I myself am actually not that funny. I do kind of weird things sometimes that are funny because they make people uncomfortable, but as far as actually being a funny person, not so much. I learned quickly that funny is a trait many people look for in friends and it is awkward when you laugh hysterically at what everyone else says, but never have anything to contribute. So, I learned one joke. I use the word joke loosely here. It is more of an ice breaker with a punch line. And every time I meet a new person or need to contribute to a conversation I say, "I know one joke. Do you want to hear it?"
As much as it pains me to say this, I was informed last week that this joke is stupid. Apparently it is overdone and not that funny. And like all stories I tell, I drag it out too long so that the punch line is not funny. Fortunately for me, someone in the group told me a new joke. I'm not sure if it will be as funny reading it in a blog as it is in person, but I am going to try my best. Then you guys can tell me if you think it's good enough to be my one joke. And if you think this joke is also, as it was so eloquently put, stupid, then please for goodness sakes tell me another one. You can leave a comment here or email me at administration@grassrootsproductionsltd.org It's almost the end of the week and I know we could all use a laugh! I will post the best submissions here next week.
A string heads out to the coolest club in town. The bouncer greets him at the door.
"Woah, you can't come in here man."
"But why?! It's the coolest club in town!"
"We just don't serve string here."
So the string goes home, grabs a hat, and heads back to the club. He meets the bouncer again.
"Dude, I know it's you. You're still a string, you just have a hat on."
Super bummed out, the string goes back home and gets some eye glasses and a fake mustache. This time he is sure the bouncer won't recognize him.
"Look, we don't serve string here. If I see you again I'm going to call the cops."
In a last ditch effort, the string goes home, ties the top of himself in a knot and unravels a little bit of the end of himself. He heads back to the club and this time the bouncer says,
"Hey, have I seen you here before?"
The string smiles and says,
"I'm a frayed knot."
:D
If you are anything like me, you love a good laugh. I procrastinate with You Tube videos all the time. It is so good, that feeling when you have a laugh that you just cannot stop. Like you are going to die from lack of air and at the same time you never want it to end. Now I myself am actually not that funny. I do kind of weird things sometimes that are funny because they make people uncomfortable, but as far as actually being a funny person, not so much. I learned quickly that funny is a trait many people look for in friends and it is awkward when you laugh hysterically at what everyone else says, but never have anything to contribute. So, I learned one joke. I use the word joke loosely here. It is more of an ice breaker with a punch line. And every time I meet a new person or need to contribute to a conversation I say, "I know one joke. Do you want to hear it?"
As much as it pains me to say this, I was informed last week that this joke is stupid. Apparently it is overdone and not that funny. And like all stories I tell, I drag it out too long so that the punch line is not funny. Fortunately for me, someone in the group told me a new joke. I'm not sure if it will be as funny reading it in a blog as it is in person, but I am going to try my best. Then you guys can tell me if you think it's good enough to be my one joke. And if you think this joke is also, as it was so eloquently put, stupid, then please for goodness sakes tell me another one. You can leave a comment here or email me at administration@grassrootsproductionsltd.org It's almost the end of the week and I know we could all use a laugh! I will post the best submissions here next week.
A string heads out to the coolest club in town. The bouncer greets him at the door.
"Woah, you can't come in here man."
"But why?! It's the coolest club in town!"
"We just don't serve string here."
So the string goes home, grabs a hat, and heads back to the club. He meets the bouncer again.
"Dude, I know it's you. You're still a string, you just have a hat on."
Super bummed out, the string goes back home and gets some eye glasses and a fake mustache. This time he is sure the bouncer won't recognize him.
"Look, we don't serve string here. If I see you again I'm going to call the cops."
In a last ditch effort, the string goes home, ties the top of himself in a knot and unravels a little bit of the end of himself. He heads back to the club and this time the bouncer says,
"Hey, have I seen you here before?"
The string smiles and says,
"I'm a frayed knot."
:D
Monday, April 18, 2011
Grassroots Playlist
I personally think the best way to get to know someone is to steal their MP3 player, go through it, and see what kind of stuff they have going on in there. You can tell a lot about a person based on their taste in music. And I have found the best friends are actually the ones that have the opposite musical interests as your own.
I love music. I have tons of it. I can't go anywhere without it. I have been to countless concerts and am probably one of the few people left who actually buys the CDs of bands I really love. So I was thinking it would be interesting for all of us to share some music and get to know each other a little better. The following are the top five songs I am listening to these days. Leave me a comment here or send me an email (administration@grassrootsproductionsltd.org) with your favorite song now or ever. It may surprise you how much all of us have in common, or don't for that matter. Plus, you may get turned on to a new song or two!
"Walking Far From Home" by Iron & Wine
"If I Die Young" by The Band Perry
"The Girl" by City and Colour
"You Are A Tourist" by Death Cab For Cutie
"He'll" by Mipso Trio
And don't forget to come check out all the awesome bands we're having at Fun Fourth this year!
I love music. I have tons of it. I can't go anywhere without it. I have been to countless concerts and am probably one of the few people left who actually buys the CDs of bands I really love. So I was thinking it would be interesting for all of us to share some music and get to know each other a little better. The following are the top five songs I am listening to these days. Leave me a comment here or send me an email (administration@grassrootsproductionsltd.org) with your favorite song now or ever. It may surprise you how much all of us have in common, or don't for that matter. Plus, you may get turned on to a new song or two!
"Walking Far From Home" by Iron & Wine
"If I Die Young" by The Band Perry
"The Girl" by City and Colour
"You Are A Tourist" by Death Cab For Cutie
"He'll" by Mipso Trio
And don't forget to come check out all the awesome bands we're having at Fun Fourth this year!
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Parade History
Here at Grassroots, we plan a lot of events. Parties, festivals, 5Ks. So the other day we got to thinking about parades and where they come from. Who first thought it would be a good idea to line up hundreds of people and have them walk through the streets? I did a little research and found out a few interesting things that I will now share with you.
1. Parades are old. There are records of religious processions and parades going back to 3,000 B.C.
2. The first public parades were military or political in origin. Now this isn't all that different from now. A lot of our current parades celebrate military achievement or government holidays. Religious holidays were a cause for parades back then too. Christmas, St. Patrick's Day, Mardi Gras. Sound familiar?
3. In medieval Italy citizens would decorate carts with historical scenes and roll them down the street. These carts evolved into our modern day floats.
4. The Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, that started in 1924, was the first to shift parades from strictly religious or political celebrations to advertising gestures. Macy's was the first to suggest that companies could promote themselves as well as celebrate with their community.
So now that you know a little more about parades and where they come from, why not join ours? We still have spots available for groups or businesses in our Independence Day parade and would love to have you! You can find the application here. And if you aren't in the parade, I hope you will still join us to celebrate just like our ancestors did thousands of years ago!
1. Parades are old. There are records of religious processions and parades going back to 3,000 B.C.
2. The first public parades were military or political in origin. Now this isn't all that different from now. A lot of our current parades celebrate military achievement or government holidays. Religious holidays were a cause for parades back then too. Christmas, St. Patrick's Day, Mardi Gras. Sound familiar?
3. In medieval Italy citizens would decorate carts with historical scenes and roll them down the street. These carts evolved into our modern day floats.
4. The Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade, that started in 1924, was the first to shift parades from strictly religious or political celebrations to advertising gestures. Macy's was the first to suggest that companies could promote themselves as well as celebrate with their community.
So now that you know a little more about parades and where they come from, why not join ours? We still have spots available for groups or businesses in our Independence Day parade and would love to have you! You can find the application here. And if you aren't in the parade, I hope you will still join us to celebrate just like our ancestors did thousands of years ago!
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